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The Referral Engine: Track the Cheapest Customers You Have & Ask On Purpose
Your cheapest customer is hiding inside your happiest one.
$24 one-off
Buy — $24The-Referral-Engine.xlsx · 4 tabs, 35 live formulas, no macros
Instant download, nothing ships. Works in Excel, no subscription. If it does not do what you needed, tell me and I will make it right.
The sample quarter: a referred customer cost $17.86 (a thank-you gift). A Google Ads customer cost $218.18 — twelve times more — closed at less than half the rate, and spent less. Referrals were already a third of new business, by accident. This engine makes it on purpose.
How it works
- The Source Ledger — every new customer by how they found you, every channel priced side by side. "How did you hear about us?" is the highest-ROI question your front desk can ask
- The Engine Math — the ask program at honest rates: ask a quarter of your happy jobs, convert 15% of asks → 12 engineered referrals worth $14,400 a year, for $214 of gratitude
- The System — the ask lives inside the compliment (a ten-second window); the word-for-word script ending "or text me theirs and I'll take care of them"; the forwardable text; the thank-you ladder (first: handwritten note + coffee card, serial referrers: partner status); the five-business partner loop; and why cash bounties backfire
Built for
Any business that people thank: trades · salons · agents · home services · shops · studios. If customers ever say "you guys were great," you have an engine — it's just not plugged in yet.
What you get
One .xlsx file, four tabs, instant download. Excel, Google Sheets, Apple Numbers, LibreOffice. No macros, no subscription.
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